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The friend zone is a phenomenon that occurs when one person is attracted to someone, but the other person just wants to remain in a platonic state.
This contraceptive is 78% effective, because for the most part, sex is not
a part of an effective friendship.
The Friend Zone
REAL LIFE QUOTES FROM SURVIVORS OF THE FRIEND ZONE:
"it sucks" - friend 1
"god this actually fucking sucks" - friend 2
"i never knew what a friend was until i was one" -friend 3
"i've officially gone delirious" -friend 4
"pals is a dangerous lifestyle to fuck with" -friend 5
"J pals not cool" -friend 6
"I've been friend zoned more times than your mom" *sad laugh* -friend 7
"God I wish I could even get in the friend zone" -person who wants to be friend
"But my pheromones are going crazy right now, can't she see me" -Tom Cruise
"God my mom really got her hopes up for this one" -friend 8
"But i bought her dinner and she didn't sleep with me?" -friend 9
INTERESTING STATISTICS ABOUT THE FRIEND ZONE:
-Star Trek and other related material is a common cause of friend zoning
-4.5 dentists would not recommend the friend zone
-It's always cold, without a doubt, below freezing
-It is often referred to as the dark side of the moon
-There's more information available online for people to learn about the friend zone than any other contraception
The Friend Zone Explained
By Urban Dictionary:
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