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Snoop Dog demonstrates how to pitch yourself down the stairs:
1:
Find a staircase
that is tall enough
so you can get speed
and distance
2:
Climb to the top and make sure to
check for cameras
and people around
3:
Protect your
face and other
valuable parts
of your body
4:
Take a deep breath
and hurl your body
in the downwards
direction
5:
Seek
medical
attention
disclaimer: this method of birth control should only be exercised in extreme political climates and is actually probably quite possibly life endangering.
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